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Degen Dongs

Powering the dick pic economy.

The girthiest NFTs on Blast L2.

Dick pic airdrops for life. Guaranteedā„¢

Degen

Dongs

Turn your šŸ† into an asset

Mint your own unique Dong NFT in our pixelated dong generator to earn $DIX token and sell them as a unique NFT or transfer them to an unsuspecting recipient, directly in their DMs wallet!

The Meat-Generator

Input a picture of your own šŸ† to turn it into a personalized Dong NFT (or just take one from google images - I'm not your mom). Through our state-of-the-art Proof of Dickpic (PoD), each minting earns you $DIX tokens!
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The Meat-Generator combines a machine learning CNN image recognition and pixelator with generative mystery attributions.

Airdrops forĀ Dong HODLs

Proud Degen Dong owners will receive an endless supply of meat, straight into their... wallet.

All Blast rewards including dev points, treasury yields, and gas refunds go to our OG Dongs.

Genesis:
Mint Your Degen Dong

Engorge your collection
for 0.069 ETH

Meat-Generator:
Turn your own šŸ† into an NFT

Earn $DIX for showing your love

We guarantee immutable proof that your dong has been sufficiently ogled

Sausage-Shop:
Safe & Tested

Spend your $DIX on the hottest Dongs inside the Sausage-Shop dong marketplace

Roadmap

Here's the main strokes

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Genesis: OGĀ DegenĀ Dongs

Limited release of our meaty collectors-edition pixelated generative Degen Dong NFTs.Ā V0.0 will mark the first pump in the Degen Dongs project.
Mint price:Ā 0.069 ETH

V0.5

Airdrop: Famous Dongs

Holders of the V0.0 Degen Dong NFT series will receive an Airdrop of historically significant and otherwise famous Dongs via the initial beta. They will slide directly into your wallet. Of course, only the greatest, such as legendary George Washingdong and Mahardma Gandhick.
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Note:Ā To build your dong collection, you must hold at least one OGĀ Degen Dong V0.0 NFT in your wallet.

$DIX

Meat-Generator and Token

After v0.5, all efforts will go into the official launch of the Meat-Generator. Mint your own dong, you filthy degenerate and share it with the world. You earn $DIX tokens as your newly minted masterpiece floats off to be airdropped to OGĀ Degen Dong holders.

Team tokens unlock after 69 days and are vested linearly over 69 weeks.

V1.0

$DIXĀ Marketplace and DongDAO

Spend your hard-earned, sweat-soaked $DIX tokens or put your own asset for sale on the SweatShop, a marketplace specifically built for all degen dongs, OG or not, so you can mint, sell, and collect them all in one place.

3% of each sale is donated to a prostate cancer research organization.

The DongDAO is a place for OGĀ DegenĀ Dong and $DIX holders to make governance decisions over whether to make Volatile Vag's or Ape Assholes next. The DongDAO also functions as a support group for HODLers that have realized what degenerates they are for actually investing in this.

Stuff your wallet with one of these...

Ā OGĀ Degen Dongs